This one time...

This one time, I walked to school and actually started sweating because it was warmer than freezing.

This one time, later that day, I walked home and thought to myself, “Wow, it’s really warm.” It was 72 degrees.

This one time, I came home from school to find the mirror in my room had fallen and broken. Good thing I don’t believe in bad luck.

This one time, I passed my first examen de Español with a very high A. Traeme una cerveza! Jokes…?

This one time, I got out of the shower and had a shelf fall on me AND a heavy bottle of body wash. I was just trying to dry off!

This one time, I went running and saw an otter and four very fat sea lions who were planking on rocks. (Google Image “planking.”) It was funny.

This one time, I bought asparagus from the farmer’s market. I complained inside my head because at home, we just pick it out of the ditches. I steamed it and ate it and it was delicioso.

This one time, I got a personal message from an author telling me that she released her new book and I could buy it for a cheaper price if I hurried. I felt special and I saved $5!

This one time, I watched this video in Spanish class and laughed really hard. If you don’t speak basic Spanish, you won’t get it. It’s people acting out basic Spanish phrases in a very exaggerated way and completely out of normal context. Lo siento. (I’m sorry.)

(¿Que hora es? translates to “What time is it?”)